How’s this for volume?

We were going for curly, but got Richard Simms…
Oops.

Oooh, a possibility for next Halloween’s costume…

Note to grandparents: No, this is not a permanent. It is, however, the by-product of twirling her hair and wrapping it around itself while wet to let her sleep on it. It should be back to normal until… our amusement with it ceases.
Note to future Lorelei: It was an accident, I swear. But, now that it’s done, we might as well have fun with it, right? I promise not to complain any more about how thin your hair seems. I also promise to never give you a permanent fro. I don’t promise, however, to not dress you up as Richard Simms for halloween.
Welcome back!