1. Why do you think the sky is blue?
Because the sun is yellow and water is blue.
2. How do you think peanut butter is made?
Like, you put bread on it…
3. How do you think shows get on TV?
I don’t know.
4. Why do you think God sent you to our family?
Because I like Aurora. I hug her.
5. What does daddy do at work?
He rides a bicycle.
6. What does mommy do?
Clean and you help me do school, do crafts, rest, sit on the couch, lay on the couch for 3 minutes and feed me fruit and macaroni and pasta.
7. How does a tomato grow?
It grows really big like this house. I can carry this house.
8. What do you want to be when you grow up?
I want to be THIS huge – like a house.
9. What do you do when you’re married?
10. What do you think Heaven is like?
I will be married. It will be heaven up in the sky and warm.
11. Who do you want to be like when you grow up?
I want to be like daddy. I want to be a girl.
12. What do you want Santa to bring you?
I want a new sister that don’t hit. Just don’t talk. I want God to bring me some toys.
You know, Lorelei, Santa isn’t the same as God…
I know, but he can still bring me presents. Both can.