Yesterday, I decided I would take on a new project. – Not that I don’t have enough going on (in the world of craftiness – what, with making gifts and stuff for a swap, and all)… I decided I’d try a new “sexy dress” I’d found online. So, I grab my bag of material and the new thread and power up my sewing machine. I was ready to rock and roll…err, sew. Hubs was coming home early, but I still had a good hour or more before he’d be home, and I was elated that I’d be able to meet him at the door in my new dress. After all, the chic said that the dress only took HER 30 minutes from start to finish. And, I was a pro, right…as I’d already made one simple dress and a skirt that ended up not fitting my daughter AT ALL (I really should have rethought this).
So, I began. I cut out my fabric, just winging it…as I had absolutely NO measurements to go by. None. She’s one of those geniuses that can do that and come up with stunning masterpieces…and I, well…I was hoping for the best. Or, just stupid. Whichever. Anyhow, I soon figured out that I would have to modify her directions a bit (there were no patterns, just a rough explanation of how it was made to go by). For starters, she had a um…perfect body. Think Barbie. No hips and a cute tiny butt. I have hips and am ample booty. So, yeh. A straight triangle for my skirt-piece. NOT gonna happen. It suddenly became clear to me that I was going to have to make this dress …on me. So, I sewed a little….then put it on….sewed some more…feverishly working, trying to finish before hubby got home.
Until my craft room gets totally organized (as I really REALLY need some shelving in there), my kitchen table is serving as my sewing center. And, the only mirror is above the buffet table. So, as I was fitting the skirt to my body, using pins to mark where the lines SHOULD be (but were not), I was also standing on a chair…in my kitchen…in my underwear. And the skirt-part of the dress…which went right up to under my bust-line. So, you can imagine my husband’s surprise when he walked into the door.
Not really what I had planned on.
Oh well. At least there are LOTS of trees and we have blinds. I really would like a sewing room now. And a dress form to my measurements.
Oh yeh…and the dress? It looks like it came straight out of an 80s nightmare.
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