1.  I just don’t get seams up the back of panties.  I just don’t.  I don’t understand the panties with the holes for “butt cleavage” either.  Most people need MORE fabric, not less.  And, I don’t need to see your crack…I know you have one, just don’t need to see it!

2.  I like my minivan.  Not because it looks cool and what-not.  Just, because…I don’t care.  And, I want 5 kids.

3.  I enjoy proving you wrong when you try to make me feel stupid…especially when you do it in front of others.

4.  I don’t really chew gum much.

5.  Homeschooling and learning (myself) excites me.  I love it.  I also love teaching but am really glad I didn’t finish my degree in teaching.  Kids with bad attitudes that don’t listen or obey drive me crazy…even mine.  Actually, I stay crazy.

6.  I don’t really care if you homeschool or public school, cloth diaper or disposable diaper, let your child roll in the dirt or bathe them in hand sanitizer, choose to vaccinate or not vaccinate, or how you choose to spend (or not spend) your money.  It may mean we have less in common (or more), but it won’t make me like you less.  –Unless of course, you try to make me feel like crap about MY family’s decisions.

7.  A teacher once told us that once we became published, we could make up our own words and break grammar rules.  I took her seriously.

8.  Misspelled words drive me crazy.  –Less crazy if it’s just one out of 300 words…unless it’s my writing, and then I have to fix it ASAP.  Therefore, I can’t text with people who use the new “txting language” or their own made up words.

9.  Sometimes, I get loud.  But, I don’t get LOUD.  (Look it up on Urban Dictionary.)

10.  I don’t think that threatening your kids that if they don’t stop fighting over the hermit crabs, you’ll feed them to the fish in the pond is bad parenting.  I think it’s creative. 

And…despite what Subway may say, I DON’T believe raw bacon is a healthy snack choice…nor does it belong on my sandwich.

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