Ooops.  I made a few updates to this blog a while back and never really quite got around to telling you all about them - it’s not that I don’t think you can see with your own eyes, I just thought I’d tell you more. 

So, here we go…the “tour.”

Ladies and gentlemen please board the bus and take your seats.  I care not if you choose to flail your arms, legs, or heads out of the windows - but I’m going to need you to sign this piece of paper that says should you get decapitated or loose anything, it’s your own idiotic fault.  Okay?  All settled in, now?

Up top, you’ll see my new header.  And, under it - my pages.  They’re spiffy and you should check them out.  They’ll also be changing from time to time.  I’ll try to let you know when something new goes up, but I’m kind of a slacker like that.

At the top right, you’ll see a magnificent search box.  Want to see where I called your mom a hussy?  Search it.  Beneath that is where you can subscribe to my goodness.  You know, so you’ll be the first to know when I talk smack and reference big yellow school buses (Yo mama).

Beneath the magical subscribe button (which will bring you many years of good luck if you sign up, or so they say) is adspace.  Why?  Because I don’t want a REAL job and yet I still would really like a new pair of shoes (or 5)…or a plane ticket to meet some of you.  I hand pick each of these and currently, I have a cool halloween costume shop, a professional tutor site, Vista Print (get some free biz cards, yo!), and the pepperjam network ad (which is where all of these ads came from).  To date, I’ve visited each of these sites but have only USED the last two, and I highly recommend them.

Beneath that, I have some text link ads.  These aren’t really my favorites, but they are recommended because UM, DUH…They make me money.  So go clicky clicky and support my bad habits. 

Then, we have all of my categories for my posts.  I really have no clue what I’m doing there, so just wing it.  Or, use the search function.  K?

Next up is this spiffy little…message board type thing.  I have no clue what I should call it.  Basically I can ask a question or you can and we can all answer.  It’s a fun way to get more involved with my site.  And, now that I’m feeling better, I plan to ask you loads of crap, so be sure you humor me and reply, okay?  Please?  Not sure what I’m talking about?  See the blue linky looking stuff underneath my categories on the far right?  Click it.  I swear it’s not spam or ads.  That, and all the cool kids are doing it.

Ladies and gentlemen, fasten your seatbelts because the whole left side?  Yeh, that’s where I try to secretly suck out your brain powers.  Or something.  I’m pretty sure you know what I do over there.  From the looks of my bank account you sure as hell aren’t here for my ads.  (And, I’m thankful)

Our tour is coming to an end, but before we come to a stop, please note the very bottom of this blog where you can see my recent posts, recent comments, and blogs that I {heart}.  And, be sure you check out how easy I made it for you to stumble, digg, facebook and whatever else my posts with your friends - you know you want to.  Didn’t your mommy teach you to share?  By the way, you can go ahead and skip any PJ pics of me for sharing.  I’d hate for anyone to see that before their morning coffee.

And that my friends, concludes our wonderful tour.  Thank you so much for visiting, and I’ll be in the back of the bus signing autographs, next to the fire escape.

Welcome back!