I’m…Leaving on a jet plane…

I’m leaving on a jet plane..   Don’t know when I’ll be back again…

Oh, wait yes I do.  Of COURSE I know…I’m the listmaker, remember?

I’m cleaning up, getting things ready…okay - ACTUALLY, I’m taking a break because I …um …was trying to wait and eat with Steven and I’m quite dizzy/weak/think I’m gonna puke.

And, for my lovely family (and friends)…sorry, but we won’t be taking phone calls while we’re gone.  This probably won’t be an issue at all though.  But, if you call us, even if it goes to voicemail, it costs $4 a minute.  EXACTLY.  So, you call us or send us gay text messages, you are so paying for them.  I’m not even joking.  One way or another.  And, if there’s an emergency, call my mom.  I’m stepping down from crisis negotiator for a bit, and she’s in charge.  She’ll talk to me for exactly 2 minutes every night (so I don’t have an ulcer/aneurism (sp?))…so if you have any news you need to get to us, tell her.

I love you all - and I’ll be back soon!

Final thoughts:  You know what’s annoying?  20 lb bags slamming down the stairwell into the living room.  I’m expecting hubs to be rolling down them any minute now.  Mostly because I pushed him.

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