Husband: (in the other room singing very offkey and with no regards to the actual words of the song- any of them.  Singing the same “song” over and over and over and over and over.)

Me: (trying to read and concentrate on a very important Joeprah’s blog article.) Honey!  Would you please be quiet?  (in my sweetest tone)

Husband:  What for?

Me:  Because you’re annoying as hell.

Husband:  Heh.  You ain’t seen nothing yet.

(Oh boy.)

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