My ad for a sugardaddy…

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I thought I’d need this…you know, if I wanted to make a real attempt:

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22 year old woman looking for a sugardaddy.

I’d like : some basic upgrades on my home - you know, the usual - A 70K inground pool with swim up bar, 3 new vehicles, a closet just for my shoes and shoes to fill them, nice carS. You know, nothing extravagant.

I’m looking for a sugardaddy that won’t be too demanding. I do have a family, you know. I don’t need you calling me all hours of the night asking where I’m at. I need someone who can go days without talking to me. In fact, I probably need a sugar daddy who understands that I need all this money up front…and someone who has great patience and will totally understand when I never call.

I’ll go ahead and post a few more pictures of myself, I hope you love them…as you imagine me swimming in my new pool, and ….laying out nude…and playing basketball…and whatever else.

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Love Always,

Ashley

PS - Midgets are hawt.

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7 Responses to “My ad for a sugardaddy…”

  1. Dad Speed Says:

    Hey that looks just like you! :) J/K

    Yeh, I know. I wanted photos that would best represent me and my shmexiness. RAWR.

  2. BusyDad Says:

    You might need all 13 of those guys on your list after all. To lift you off that bed.

    Hahahahahahaha! Harsh, man. Harsh. :) lol.

  3. Michele Says:

    I never realized how very sexy my daughter in law was. No wonder my son fell for you so hard and fast.


    I know, I’m just full of surprises :)

  4. Sandy (Momisodes) Says:

    oh my!!!! I didn’t even notice that poor guys scrawny little legs under there!!! :O

    Yeh…sexy, huh?

  5. melissa Says:

    hey, you promised you wouldn’t post that pic of me and my hubby!!!
    i miss you too!! waaaaahhh!!! i can’t wait until i’m allowed to be on the computer for longer than 30 seconds!!
    xoxoxo


    haha. Dude. You crack me up :)

  6. Michele(Granny) Says:

    Hey, do you need any help weeding thru all the applications for this position. I could help you out and maybe pick up a sugardaddy for myself. :-)

  7. Nissa Says:

    Hey! I commented earlier, but it didn’t take! No fair!

    That first pic was pretty scary. You should put up a warning! lol Where ever did you find that one?


    Google Images. I use it as my pic for messenger sometimes too. Lonely strangers want to talk to me less that way. lol :)

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